Can't agree more lol
1 You can eat a 4-course meal standing at the kitchen table.
2 You are so used to standing while eating you don’t even look for a chair anymore.
3 You search for a button to flush the toilet.
4 You look for the “crew lane” at the grocery store.
5 All of your pens have different hotel names on them.
6 You NEVER unpack.
7 You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads – not by their faces.
8 You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin.
9 You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways.
10 You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags – none of which pertains to vomit.
11 You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock.
12 You own two sets of uniforms: fat and thin.
13 You don’t know what day of the week it is!
14 You stand at the front door and politely say “Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day” when someone leaves your home.
15 You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: “At this time,” “For your safety,” “Feel free,” and “As a reminder”.
16 You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Hello, Ok, and People magazines.
17 You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass by, just to make sure the “pressure gauge needle is in the green zone.”
18 Your forearms and hands are riddled with oven burns and galley cuts.
19 You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are.
20 You refer to cities by their airport codes.
21 Every time the door bell rings you look up at the ceiling.
22 You change into your “cabin shoes” to cook dinner at home!
23 You open your bathroom doors at home slowly in case someone forgot to lock it.
24 You only know 100, 150 or 250 degrees on your home oven.
25 You can spot out a flying airplane from the ground and tell the other person what airline it is and what type of aircraft.
26 You bring home different grocery bags full of goodies that you can’t get in your home town – and tell a story about it.
27 You’re a GREAT multi-tasker.